Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Dear Microsoft fanboys

DearMicrosoft fanboys,

You need to stop defending the non-existent awesomeness of kinect 2.0 gaming.

IT DOESN'T EXIST.

Look at what they showed off at E3.  Fantasia, where you wave your arms around with minimal on screen feedback, and VIDEOS of Kinect Sports Rival.

Don't you think, if Microsoft REALLY had something revolutionary, they would've let you play killer instinct with the Kinect?

They still haven't even added Kinect Features to MINECRAFT.  I remember, that was one of their big selling points for Minecraft.

You'll BE ABLE TO USE THE KINECT!!!

http://kotaku.com/5740089/kinect-for-minecraft-just-got-more-impressive

They showed off a bunch of cool features, bragged about the awesomeness of playing Minecraft with the Kinect.  Three years later, they still haven't released ANY kinect 1.0 features with Minecraft.

So when I see you guys bragging about the new Kinect, and the imaginary illumi-room, don't be surprised when the rest of us roll our eyes and laugh.  It's just Microsoft blowing smoke up our asses again.

Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2qlHoxPioM

How much of that original kinect hype ended up being true?

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